Saturday, February 12, 2011

NO!! Not Beiber Fever!

Lexie came home from her friends today with a severe case of Beiber Fever. I never thought she would get it and she has it bad. I hope she gets feeling better soon!
 
An epidemic currently sweeping the nation. Common in pre-teen and teenage girls, Bieber Fever is a condition involving obsession with the rising pop star, Justin Bieber.
Common symptoms include; Nonrhythmic Heart Pattern (your heart skips a beat)
Frequent Screaming
Minor Heartaches
Schizophrenic Voices/Songs (all his songs you get stuck in your head)
Double Vision (yeah all those posters)
Shaky Legs
Spontaneous Drooling
Loss of Focus
Peer pressure causes many to succumb to Bieber Fever, and thirteen year old girls are at the highest risk for this condition.
 

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